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Calm Your Kitty

Calm Your Kitty

Gets you up. No questions asked.

Regular price $25.00 AUD
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Calm Your Kitty is ideal for winding down

Sometimes you want the flavour without the buzz. Calm Your Kitty Coffee is a smooth, full-flavored decaf from Colombia that proves you don’t need caffeine to enjoy a damn good cup.

Crafted for coffee lovers who want balance, comfort, and calm — without compromise.

Flavour Profile: Smooth, Sweet, Relaxing

  • Chocolatey Body – rich, full, and indulgent.
  • Caramel Sweetness – smooth, comforting layers of flavour.
  • Subtle Fruit Notes – a gentle, fruity lift for balance.

This isn’t bland decaf. It’s satisfying, flavourful, and guilt-free.

Origins Matter

Sourced from Colombia, this single-origin decaf is produced using careful washing and decaffeination methods that protect the bean’s natural sweetness and balance. The result? Coffee that tastes like coffee — only calmer.

Perfect Pairings

Calm Your Kitty is ideal for winding down:

  • Espresso: Smooth, full-bodied, and calming.
  • Flat White or Latte: Sweet caramel + creamy milk for evening indulgence.
  • Affogato: A guilt-free dessert treat.
  • After Dinner Cup: Perfect for late-night conversations without the buzz.

Brewing Recommendations

  • Espresso: 18–20g, 25–30 seconds.
  • Plunger/Filter: Smooth caramel and chocolate shine through.
  • Moka Pot: Comforting, full-bodied, and cozy.

Why Choose Calm Your Kitty?

Because everyone deserves great coffee. Calm Your Kitty Coffee is for people who love the ritual, the flavour, and the comfort of coffee — but don’t want the caffeine.

It’s perfect for:

  • The Balanced Seeker: Coffee without the jitters.
  • Evening Ritual Lovers: A cup you can enjoy anytime.
  • Anyone who still wants the fun without the buzz.

Stay Calm. Drink Witty.

Life’s too short to skip coffee.
Order Calm Your Kitty Coffee today — purrfect without the buzz.

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